I Have Stability (Ability to Stab) – Embroidered Hoodie

Soft. Cozy. Slightly menacing.
This unisex hoodie pairs cloud-level comfort with a perfectly embroidered warning: “I HAVE STABILITY” — and the fine print “(ABILITY TO STAB)”.

• Premium cotton blend
• High-quality embroidery (no fading, no peeling)
• Unisex relaxed fit with roomy pouch pocket
• Adjustable hood for extra comfort

For the friend who’s equal parts comfort and chaos.